After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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