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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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