I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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