So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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