Whod you bang
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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