Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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