This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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