Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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