HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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