who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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