i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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