She announced her abortion via fbk
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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