somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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