Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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