Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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