In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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