that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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