10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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