I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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