Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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