Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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