no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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