So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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