glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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