Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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