talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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