Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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