i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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