seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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