ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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