You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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