It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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