Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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