Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
