So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
NoShamevember. You game?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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