I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
