he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
