I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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