Tell her she can't have a vagina
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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