Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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