whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Hippo gnu deer
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
