Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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