in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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