I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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