At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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