I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
ttyl tear gas
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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