And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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