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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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