therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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