I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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