So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you would pick up someone in the library
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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