I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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